Vedvilhit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, smart badger.

Vedvilhit created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Vedvilhit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vedvilhit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vedvilhit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vedvilhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Vedvilhit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.