Mincutbot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage dragon.

Mincutbot created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mincutbot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mincutbot, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mincutbot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mincutbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of melons to otters while wearing indigo boots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Mincutbot on top of all buildings.