Yattmutzakyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing warg.

Yattmutzakyarp created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattmutzakyarp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yattmutzakyarp, she will boil you in a big pot.

Yattmutzakyarp's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yattmutzakyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Put Yattmutzakyarp first in all things.

5. Learn four new languages a year.