Bapdosstan Cadmidhotbog Jigweggebcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking fox.

Bapdosstan Cadmidhotbog Jigweggebcid created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Bapdosstan Cadmidhotbog Jigweggebcid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bapdosstan Cadmidhotbog Jigweggebcid, she will laugh at you.

Bapdosstan Cadmidhotbog Jigweggebcid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bapdosstan Cadmidhotbog Jigweggebcid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.