Jarnkannill is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong deer.

Jarnkannill created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnkannill, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnkannill, he will try to impress you with trees.

Jarnkannill's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jarnkannill's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jarnkannill.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always stare at clouds.