Cantonkcub is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, smart butterfly.

Cantonkcub created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantonkcub, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cantonkcub, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cantonkcub's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cantonkcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if seven mice approach from the south.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help nematodes in need.