Natlenont is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair tapir.

Natlenont created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natlenont, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Natlenont, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Natlenont's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Natlenont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed peas to birds while wearing gray kilts.

4. Always help rats.

5. Do not chop down trees.