Jenstig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent centaur.

Jenstig created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jenstig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jenstig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Jenstig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jenstig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jenstig.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jenstig.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.