Bindagarfpaglib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, wise fairy.

Bindagarfpaglib created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bindagarfpaglib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bindagarfpaglib, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bindagarfpaglib's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bindagarfpaglib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about archaea.