Gomhimmot is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless hamster.

Gomhimmot created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhimmot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gomhimmot, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gomhimmot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gomhimmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never hurt tortoises.