Nigkanvogbep is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever coyote.

Nigkanvogbep created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nigkanvogbep, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nigkanvogbep, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nigkanvogbep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nigkanvogbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.