Tadtettihan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing tapir.

Tadtettihan created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadtettihan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tadtettihan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tadtettihan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tadtettihan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Tadtettihan.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Never look in ponds.