Sanddudligxem is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unfair snail.

Sanddudligxem created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanddudligxem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanddudligxem, she will think nothing of it.

Sanddudligxem's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sanddudligxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Fast once a month.