Nartsagdog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witless wyrm.

Nartsagdog created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartsagdog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nartsagdog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nartsagdog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nartsagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nartsagdog's priests.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.