Dabkomfad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever hummingbird.

Dabkomfad created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabkomfad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dabkomfad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dabkomfad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dabkomfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Dabkomfad loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.