Bambomduss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate dog.

Bambomduss created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambomduss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bambomduss, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bambomduss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bambomduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bambomduss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.