Kapxuckdit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured fly.

Kapxuckdit created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kapxuckdit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kapxuckdit, it will make you grow a tail.

Kapxuckdit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kapxuckdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.