Quafhothon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil armadillo.

Quafhothon created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafhothon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quafhothon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quafhothon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Quafhothon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Put Quafhothon first in all things.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt geese.