Ponjiparpyarpark is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful
giraffe.
Ponjiparpyarpark created matter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Ponjiparpyarpark, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Ponjiparpyarpark, she will try to impress you with trees.
Ponjiparpyarpark's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Ponjiparpyarpark's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt grasshopers.
2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Ponjiparpyarpark in the centre of the settlement.
3. You must love Ponjiparpyarpark.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Ponjiparpyarpark loves eagles, so they must be respected.