Motquimgan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful crab.

Motquimgan created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motquimgan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Motquimgan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Motquimgan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Motquimgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help mites in need.