Nulgartan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty ferret.

Nulgartan created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulgartan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nulgartan, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nulgartan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nulgartan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight gulls approach from the south.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Retreat if seven whales approach from the east.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.