Abnantof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident fairy.

Abnantof created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abnantof, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Abnantof, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Abnantof's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Abnantof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.