Yatdidmoblak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish jellyfish.

Yatdidmoblak created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Yatdidmoblak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yatdidmoblak, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yatdidmoblak's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yatdidmoblak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed parsnips to swans while wearing coats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never play with disobedient children.