Motlabjam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic coyote.

Motlabjam created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motlabjam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Motlabjam, it will strike you with lightening.

Motlabjam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Motlabjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Motlabjam on top of all buildings.