Kinsomhan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered toad.

Kinsomhan created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinsomhan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kinsomhan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kinsomhan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kinsomhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kinsomhan on top of all buildings.

5. Always help tortoises in need.