Kinsomhan is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered
toad.
Kinsomhan created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kinsomhan, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Kinsomhan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Kinsomhan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Kinsomhan's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill hamsters.
2. Never look at comets.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kinsomhan on top of all buildings.
5. Always help tortoises in need.