Bumjab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome ferret.

Bumjab created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumjab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumjab, it will cry a lot.

Bumjab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bumjab's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must love Bumjab.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear orange shirts.