Rowdamfit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, able gnu.

Rowdamfit created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowdamfit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rowdamfit, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rowdamfit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rowdamfit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rowdamfit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.