Wadbosscat Barnmatcem Cutpanghud is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful eagle.

Wadbosscat Barnmatcem Cutpanghud created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadbosscat Barnmatcem Cutpanghud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wadbosscat Barnmatcem Cutpanghud, she will torture you forever.

Wadbosscat Barnmatcem Cutpanghud's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wadbosscat Barnmatcem Cutpanghud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.