Mipdumlat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humorless mole.

Mipdumlat created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdumlat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mipdumlat, she will remove you from existence.

Mipdumlat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mipdumlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.