Listpasbug is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful coyote.

Listpasbug created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listpasbug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listpasbug, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Listpasbug's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Listpasbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Put Listpasbug first in all things.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never mention seals.