Tarfatlop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty yak.

Tarfatlop created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Tarfatlop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarfatlop, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tarfatlop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tarfatlop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look at black holes.