Vilmondoss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking jaguar.

Vilmondoss created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Vilmondoss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vilmondoss, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vilmondoss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vilmondoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Run away from violet voles, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Never run in holy places.