Xenkimabjan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil dingo.

Xenkimabjan created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Xenkimabjan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xenkimabjan, it will torture you forever.

Xenkimabjan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Xenkimabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Xenkimabjan's name in vain.