Arntonkrot is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable gerbil.

Arntonkrot created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arntonkrot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arntonkrot, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Arntonkrot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Arntonkrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. You must pray to Arntonkrot three times a day.

3. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Arntonkrot loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.