Cedbatdog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured ant.

Cedbatdog created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbatdog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cedbatdog, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cedbatdog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cedbatdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Cedbatdog loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help hamsters.