Cabtonjam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong mink.

Cabtonjam created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabtonjam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cabtonjam, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cabtonjam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cabtonjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Cabtonjam's priests.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never wear black skirts.