Dodpanghap Nigzogcum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic grasshopper.

Dodpanghap Nigzogcum created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodpanghap Nigzogcum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodpanghap Nigzogcum, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dodpanghap Nigzogcum's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dodpanghap Nigzogcum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Dodpanghap Nigzogcum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. You must pray to Dodpanghap Nigzogcum nine times a day.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.