Lidtargleg is a god.
She takes the form of a large, proud
armadillo.
Lidtargleg created the solar system three million years ago.
If you believe in
Lidtargleg, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Lidtargleg, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Lidtargleg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Lidtargleg's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick manatees.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. You must never eat apples.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.