Tofranquaf Cunmiscib is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless
rhinoceros.
Tofranquaf Cunmiscib created snails five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tofranquaf Cunmiscib, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Tofranquaf Cunmiscib, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Tofranquaf Cunmiscib's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Tofranquaf Cunmiscib's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Learn seven new languages a year.
4. Always help cats.
5. Never think about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing brown boots and balancing six copper spheres on your head.