Negsakhog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous unicorn.

Negsakhog created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negsakhog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Negsakhog, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Negsakhog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Negsakhog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white cats for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Negsakhog.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never go into purple rooms.