Dagjenjad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest gerbil.

Dagjenjad created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagjenjad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dagjenjad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dagjenjad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dagjenjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Dagjenjad loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Never mention frogs.