Hogmiddon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, conceited naga.

Hogmiddon created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogmiddon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hogmiddon, it will be very unhappy.

Hogmiddon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hogmiddon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Hogmiddon's name in vain.