Sinnibzig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, kind turtle.

Sinnibzig created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnibzig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinnibzig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sinnibzig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sinnibzig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near otters while wearing yellow scarves.

3. Never feed lots of beans to sheep while wearing brown shoes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear corsets.