Bugwanab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthinking warg.

Bugwanab created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugwanab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bugwanab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bugwanab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bugwanab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Worship no other gods but Bugwanab.