Wodwabjigvidtamtimdag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful jackal.

Wodwabjigvidtamtimdag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodwabjigvidtamtimdag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wodwabjigvidtamtimdag, he will turn you into a dog.

Wodwabjigvidtamtimdag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Wodwabjigvidtamtimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Wodwabjigvidtamtimdag's priests.