Rilranbam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy goose.

Rilranbam created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilranbam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rilranbam, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rilranbam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rilranbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near bats while wearing red shorts and balancing three lead spheres on your arms.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Rilranbam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Never wear brown rings.

5. Feed all hungry doves.