Siskikmad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, weak wasp.

Siskikmad created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siskikmad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Siskikmad, she will make you grow a tail.

Siskikmad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Siskikmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Siskikmad loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not cook food in pots.