Kinmishitraknarlab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent beaver.

Kinmishitraknarlab created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinmishitraknarlab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kinmishitraknarlab, he will remove you from existence.

Kinmishitraknarlab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kinmishitraknarlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.