Bugyaksomfat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying lion.

Bugyaksomfat created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugyaksomfat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bugyaksomfat, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bugyaksomfat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bugyaksomfat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bugyaksomfat.

5. Do not covet oxen.