Armhakfud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured squirrel.

Armhakfud created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armhakfud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Armhakfud, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Armhakfud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Armhakfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armhakfud.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.